OMG what a night...

Where to start?   Last night feeling under the weather I drank a Neo Citron and hit the hay pretty early. About 9:30 I awoke to the sound of gravel or crunchy snow sound outside my bedroom winter.   The security light went on, so I got up.  I assumed Harrison had come home.  I looked out front and his car wasn't there.  I walked all around the house looking out the windows and didn't see anything.  I was wide awake by this time and wondering all kinds of things...neighbor, animal ?    I went to the back windows of the house and continued to look out when to what to my wondering eyes did appear?   Two drunken teenagers making out on my back lawn...they then proceeded to stumble down towards the river.  I wasn't sure what to do so I went and woke Kaikoa up.  We both got dressed and went to look for them.  Well we found them,  one white butt going up and down....Kaikoa shouted down to get the 'F'  out of our yard.  We went back into the house and I continued to watch the back yard to see if they were leaving.  I didn't want them stealing anything from the carport.   They walked down the driveway and Kaikoa and I followed behind from a distance.  They didn't even notice us.   When we got to the road they were at the corner by us and the girls parents were screaming at them and a police came and took the boy away...  Needless to say after that I couldn't go back to sleep.