today is brought to you by, random ideas, thoughts, memories and general observations.
1. i don't feel like hitting the shift button so i am leaving all the letters undercase. what does this say of me that i will not use the shift button/ that i am in charge of my own destiny, making my own rules. dang no shift button means no question mark.
2.I have been in the hospital overnight a total of 6 times in my life. I absolutely love the hospital with all those maids in white uniforms bringing you food on a tray. I think I was switched at birth and to the manor was meant to be born.
3.I am a hand washing fanatic. Way, way back in 1989 I picked up a parasite in Cancun and have been scrubbing these 10 digit vigorously ever since. My kids and their friends are marched to the bathroom to wash their hands upon entering our house. They know the drill and don't put up a fuss.
4.My favourite animal is a capybara and I got to see one yesterday at the zoo.
5. I like cat's better then dogs. It's not that I dislike dogs its just that they require more work than I am willing to do. Sadly, right now all I have are fish and 'percy'.
6.I heard on the radio that people with road rage have a large amount of bumper stickers on their cars. I can't figure out the correlation to this. In my mind road rage people should have awesome cars that they don't want damaged and wouldn't crap them up with bumper stickers.
7.We spend alot of summer and fall days fishing for salmon. We love getting out on the river and also the added treat of eating fresh fish. This year the salmon fishing is totally closed. Our freezer is quite low on the tasty treats. I wonder if I should start rationing soon.
8. After last Xmas we bought and froze a half a dozen cartons of egg nog. We usually take these out when the hot weather hits and make all kinds of tasty drinks. There has been no thought to taking these frozen liquid mixes out as of yet.
9.Weeds and alot of them, I have to go outside and weed today. No excuses about the weather. I have friends coming over on saturday one of which has never been to the house in daylight hours. I want the yard to make a favourable impression.
10.Coffee I am in need of a refill, did I mention my coffee maker attached to the puter idea.
11.I think I am grasping at straws here now trying to make the 13.
12. 7-Eleven is giving out free slurpies on July 11 mark this date down on your calender. They do this every year, I have no idea of the reason why. Carol slaps her forehead of course 7 month 11th day. Now I am laughing to myself and nevada thinks I am strange.
13.They say a mind is a terrible thing to waste. Think about how much time your mind has wasted reading to the end of this.

This is because the ones with the nicer, unblemished cars, are more relaxed than the person driving the old beat up thing...it all comes down to car envy I think. lol
ReplyDelete1. Lazy and lack grammatical etiquette. (did I spell that right?)
ReplyDelete2. You obviously didn't stay in the right hospital all 6 times
3. Took a parasite to get you to wash your hands?
4. Would look much more attractive on your homepage than that pathetic pussy you have there now.
5. Lazy again, that cat really looks like it adores you.
6. I thought all those people with bumper stickers were treehuggers, sure they didn't mean victims of road rage?
7. Yes, and take up hunting bear and moose.
8. It'll keep.
9. Sucking up to the garden club president?
10. Go ahead, nothing like coffee to improve the response of your hard drive. Try giving it some cocaine.
11. Me too.
12. we have no 7/11, just send me some egg nog
13. I think I heard Mike Tyson say that on a Public Service announcement once.
1. i hardly ever use the shift button any more. i got tired ot worrying about it. i figured if itr botheres someone, they can read someone elses blog.
ReplyDelete2. its nice there until those maids wake you up and tell you to feed the baby or take a pill.
3. did the parasite make you want to hand wash stuff. or do you wash your hands a lot.
4.is that what those giant beaver looking things are
5. i dotn like cats at all. i want one of those little useless pocket dogs, but john wont let me have one. so i have my goldfish. and i have to beleive they like me.
6. i heard them say that too. if someone put a sticker on my car, i would have to run them down. no road rage here.
7. our salmin season is closed too. they have been over fished. none left. john loves it, i hate it.
8. what do you make with frozen egg nog?
9. john does the yard. no comment
10. i know i told you to get a caraff.
11. no, your doing great
12. i was thinking huh? you dont know, then you slapped yourself and i started laughing at you too.
13. my mind is shot right now. good thing i dont need it for a while.
Kerry and Lisa your responses brought me more laughter than the origanal blog. I have to give you guys A+ for the best reply's ever.
ReplyDeleteIs that the same as p*nis envy?
ReplyDeleteROFLMAO I am laughing too hard to reply to anything...but I think I had better go wash my hands now.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the Thursday 13..todays had me LOLing!!
ReplyDeleteYup...but this way females can have it too. LOL Then again...I guess females can have p*nis envy too..especialy if they aren't getting any...which I guess could cause road rage too, eh? LOL
ReplyDelete1. Lazy git
ReplyDelete2.Spoiled git
3.Cool, I am the project manager for the clean your hands campaign in the our NHS Trust....your also a clean git!
4.animal loving git
5. lazy git again...and I want to see how percy is doing! Pics please!
6.I have wicked road rage and no bumber stickers...I will have to go to my local bumper sticker store now.
7.Why is the fishing closed?
8. Ewwww eggnog...........gross and double ick....sorry about the weather though...(amber covers her mouth and laughs quietly...that will teach her to bathe herself in the bahama sunshine for three months...the carma bug is bitting her sun bathing butt!)
9.Must impress the guests....
10.Laxy git comes to mind....
11.Stumped git...
12. Cheap git and dumb git....LMAO!
13.My friend I have to disagree...I laughed my arse off reading and commting on this...it is time very well spent!
What is a git?
ReplyDeleteIts just brit slang for person! LOL! Thought made my response a little funnier. However, having to explain it sort of makes it loose its punch!
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