is brought to you by 'would you or wouldn't you'. Be honest and no cheating. We aren't here to judge you. Just to make fun of your answers, j/k. OK here goes....
Would you or wouldn't you....
1. Stomp on a birds head to put it out of its misery if you seen it injured on the road and it is in real pain.
2.Have wonderful, mind blowing, monkey sex in a stopped elevator with a very hot stranger.
3.Take the last parking spot in a crowded mall even if you seen someone waiting for the spot ahead of you.
4.Pick your nose in public hiding the offending finger with your other hand.(sometimes known as the camo-pick)
5.Taste from the stirring spoon when your cooking supper for guests.
6.Pretend you computer is acting up to get off a boring chat on messenger.
7.Keep the cash if you found a roll of money on the road or somewhere and no identification with it.
8.Wear thong underwear, attending the funeral of an elderly relative.
9.Book a holiday at Christmas just so you don't have to spend time with your family.
10. Push and shove your way into a store when there is a hot sale on.
11.At a party, sneak ahead of time to where the yummies are and snark down a few of your favourites.
12.Put your weight from your early twenties on your driver's license.
13. Go back in time and change one choice you have made in life.
I will put my answers in later, my computer is acting up right now......
LMHO! OK...since my computer is acting fine....for the moment..I will answer, as honestly as I can. :)
ReplyDelete1)Nope...couldn't do it...nope, never
2)Uhhhh....No, No, Im married...unless it was my hubby pretending to be a hot stranger. lol
3)Hmmm...Most probbly not, but cant gaurantee it.
4)NO! I hate even the thought of that..EWWWW
5)Ya, ok, who has NOT done that??
6)Still not acting up......yet
7)DUH! No ID? HELL YA!
8)IF I wore thongs still...Uh, Ya, if that is what I wore and someone happened to die I would probbly wear them.
9)You mean that day in December, the day that my plane is already booked for??? (insert scarcasm here)
10) Well, isnt everyone else pushing and shoving you? Which means that just to protect yourself you MUST push and shove back to make sure you don't get pummled???
11)I honestly, yes honestly, don't think of the yummies first when Im at a party...It's the BAR Im looking for girly.
12)No, cause no cop in their right mind is gonna even try and believe that one! And, the DMV ladies might be mean, but they are not that stupid! LMHO!
13) Nope, cant...if I did that then it would change everything else in my world and I cannot risk that happening....EVER! (Play James Bond music here...)
OK, so I did this...and look! Not one glitch on my computer..Hmmm..wonder why?? LMHO!
1. Stomp on a birds head to put it out of its misery if you seen it injured on the road and it is in real pain. No - I'd just walk by quickly
ReplyDelete2.Have wonderful, mind blowing, monkey sex in a stopped elevator with a very hot stranger. Of course
3.Take the last parking spot in a crowded mall even if you seen someone waiting for the spot ahead of you. No
4.Pick your nose in public hiding the offending finger with your other hand.(sometimes known as the camo-pick) Yes (now I bet you'll be watching me every time we meet up)
5.Taste from the stirring spoon when your cooking supper for guests. Yes
6.Pretend you computer is acting up to get off a boring chat on messenger. Yes
7.Keep the cash if you found a roll of money on the road or somewhere and no identification with it. Yes
8.Wear thong underwear, attending the funeral of an elderly relative. Yes - but I'd choose black ones.
9.Book a holiday at Christmas just so you don't have to spend time with your family. No
10. Push and shove your way into a store when there is a hot sale on. Yes
11.At a party, sneak ahead of time to where the yummies are and snark down a few of your favourites. No
12.Put your weight from your early twenties on your driver's license. Yes (looking guiltily at the license)
13. Go back in time and change one choice you have made in life. Yes
11)I honestly, yes honestly, don't think of the yummies first when Im at a party...It's the BAR Im looking for girly.
ReplyDeleteI totally hit the bar first then head for the food.
A girl after my heart, I too will get the drink first then hit the food table.
ReplyDeleteEm three no's I am surprised. I would have to answer yes to all of them. And I thought we were sole mates.....(not that there's anything wrong with that)
ReplyDelete1. I would without hesitation even if it weren't in pain!
ReplyDelete2. Never again!
3. You mean like I did last Tuesday?
4.Often!
5.Among other things!
6.No, but I have pretended that the phone was ringing.
7.If it has not ID, like who am I suppose to give it too anyway...?
8.Ewwww never, thongs always leave me pickin..if you get my drift! Pardon the pun!
9.Thanks for the idea....Amber makes mental note!
10. Its not pushing and shoving its survival shopping!
11.wouldn't...
12.OF course not...I put the weight from my teens on my drivers lisence.
13. Just one?
I will put my answers in later, my computer is acting up right now......
Devine...you had better step on that birds head! Amber points finger at EM!
ReplyDeletelmao I laughed all the way to pick Nevy up from school while looking for a bird to step on.
ReplyDelete. Stomp on a birds head to put it out of its misery if you seen it injured on the road and it is in real pain.
ReplyDeleteHow much pain is it in. Cant i just act like I dont see it.
2.Have wonderful, mind blowing, monkey sex in a stopped elevator with a very hot stranger.
How long is the elevator stopped for. Monkey sex can go on for a while ya know. I just hate it when the door opens and some stuffy person is standing there.
3.Take the last parking spot in a crowded mall even if you seen someone waiting for the spot ahead of you.
Only if it says handicapped.
4.Pick your nose in public hiding the offending finger with your other hand.(sometimes known as the camo-pick)
two knuckles deep baby!
5.Taste from the stirring spoon when your cooking supper for guests.
Someone has to make sure it tastes good, and that way i can say Im not that hungry.
6.Pretend you computer is acting up to get off a boring chat on messenger.
Nope, I just hit ignor.
7.Keep the cash if you found a roll of money on the road or somewhere and no identification with it.
is that before or after I went shopping.
8.Wear thong underwear, attending the funeral of an elderly relative.
Do they show when i bend over?
9.Book a holiday at Christmas just so you don't have to spend time with your family.
Where are you going Amber? I will do anything to not have to set up that dam tree again.
10. Push and shove your way into a store when there is a hot sale on.
I already did to get tot the front door before it it opened
11.At a party, sneak ahead of time to where the yummies are and snark down a few of your favourites.
I do but i always fill in the gaps so you cant tell.
12.Put your weight from your early twenties on your driver's license.
Taht was too far back to remember, so I just think of something smaller than me.
13. Go back in time and change one choice you have made in life.
I only get to cahnge one. Since I am already back in time, cant I change a few things. Why waste that opportunity.
Laughing so hard!
ReplyDeletegood answer I like that one...
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