Tuesday, August 28, 2007

peeing on my shoe

Well you can probably tell by the title what my blog is about. After supper Harry and I went to the canal to do some fishing and have quiet time with out the kids. Not that I don't absolutely love them to pieces but it has been a long summer. How many days till school starts? 7 sleeps but who is counting? Ok to get back on track here... Well before we left I thought maybe I should drink a couple of lime margaritas. Summer is almost over and I really don't want to be drinking margaritas with mittens on. Then I thought well I don't really want to go to the river and not have anything to drink as I might get thirsty. So I packed a cooler of beer for me and caffeine free diet coke for harry. He can't have caffiene cause of his high blood pressure which incidentally isn't high any more since he cut out caffeine and salt, and someone had to be the designated driver. Well to make this short story longer after I sipped a few cold brew-ski's well, actually downed... The bladder was mighty full, having three kids has not done wonders for the holding powers. I take some paper conveniently stored in the glove box and look for a suitable location. Having found the ideal spot I lower the gear and breath a sigh of relief. Moments later I feel a soothing warmth on my left foot. Previously my ankles were being eaten alive by mosquito's, somehow a long blade of grass had made a channel for the flow to run into my shoe and soak my sock... Well needless to say tomorrow I will wash the runners. tonight I settled for washing my feet and leaving the sock on the porch.

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