I sure can talk the talk

but I definitely don't walk the walk.

Me and the old hairball have been together over 26 years. I figured maybe I could surprise him in the you know where . So I get it in my mind to go and check out the local lingerie shop. The sign outside the door was a big set of pink lips and I figured we're a small town it must be a nice tasteful shop full of slips and nighties . Well was my face red..... In the outer part of the store (not the secret back room down two hallways, we'll get to that later), were all these I am not even sure what part of the body they were meant to be worn on. I tried to bring humour into the situation something I frequently do when uncomfortable or embarrassed. "Hey I'll take something in black leather with whips please" The salesclerk doesn't crack a smile and asks what size, geesh I was just kidding. One rack was full of fantasy roll-playing outfits. Ever hear of Supergirl? It's not the same as the one from the Marvel comics.

Then she asks if I would like to see the back room, sure I say thinking its probably got all the nice nighties back there. well lets just say there were no items of clothing back there at all. I have never seen so many things I didn't have any idea of how to use or who would use them. I did get a laugh at the glow in the dark nipple covers.... I guess thats just in case you forget where they are located maybe slipping a bit farther south..... Then the problem came of how to leave the shop without running into anyone I know. I can hear the talk around town ' Guess who I saw coming out of a sex shop" psstt pstt psst...

Well that was my Friday the 13th how was yours...