Thursday Thirteen

 

Thirteen uses for snow.

 

1.  Covers the leaves not raked up from fall.

2. Covers the lawn not mowed from fall.

3. Covers the cracks in the driveway, not repaired in the summer.

4. Hides the lawn furniture left out.

5. Covers the unsightly shrubs that needed trimming.

6. Good excuse not to go to work.

7.  Excellent reason to stay in a warm bed.

8. Makes even the trashiest places look pretty.

9. Good for drinking in the event your pipes freeze up.

10. Great for tracking that neighbors dog that has been crapping in your yard.

11. Nice weapon for hitting that certain someone in the head and pretending it was all in fun.

12. At last you can wear your boots you bought 20 years ago and they're back in style.

13.  You don't have to worry about how your hair looks as you can wear a hat outside and claim hat head.